Yes, I have a major problem that is causing panic and pandemonium everywhere.

In the following sentences I will describe how my incorrect idea of an (bad) implementation to fix this problem will save the world and end the sacrificing of children. Even though I am oblivious to what I am talking about I will still claim that my fix is the only answer and that everyone here should stop what they are doing to implement my idea. Of course, unbeknonst to me - My problem is invalid and mostly based on my lack of understanding. Like wise, the fix is also severely flawed and will destroy/upset a large share of users if implemented. However, that has no bearing on reality as it is clear the world revolves around me and my ideas.

It seems clear to me that if you where as cool as the “xyz” app I was used to - that you would have implemented this and solved the problem. (And no I don’t want to go back to that app because it doesn’t work as well). I fully expect you to carry over the bad design choices that the “xyz” implemented so that I don’t have to learn to do things in this app the right way.

Also, anyone that doesn’t understand this outrage of an error must be a moron.