It’s a centuries-old tradition. That’s how Halloween was started, you know. Santa asked the thanksgiving turkey, “Should I use mbstring.func_overload?”. - Frank Farmer
A supernatural high
Oh my goodness - people I can’t deny
You got me feeling so fly - Toby Mac
Brokenness is realizing Christ is all we have. Hope is realizing Christ is all we need. Joy is realizing Christ is all we want. - Larry Crab
Of all the Nations, I would never have thought it would be the Swiss who would start the robot apocalypse. - Kenja
As a contractor, I don’t have to sign away every idea I ever come up with. Contracts should only cover IP for the project your working on. As a perm, virtually anything you come up with these days your company owns. This was actually a major consideration for me. For example: a friend of mine actually wrote a few chapters for an O’Reilly book, only to have her company block publication. People who come up with a great idea and quit to pursue it technically are stealing their own idea from their employer. - DBlack
How many ubuntu users make support calls to Microsoft? - Michael Smith
In my relationship with God, the times I suffer are always the most rewarding. It doesn’t always feel good to me at the time, but looking back on the hardships and bumps in the road I can see how I was being perfected. - Kyle Steed
Well of course the wealthy elite will be allowed to breed and live longer, while the serfs will be culled at regular intervals, through war, etc. Business as usual, really. The more things change, the more things stay the same. - Dunbal
Every browser edition identifies itself, but there is no standard way of doing it, and some of the identification is deceptive. This is because the authors of web browsers are liars. - Douglas Crockford
We’ve heard for years about how much Google knows about us. From cookies to calendars and crazy search queries, the G-gods probably know more about me than my own mother does. The last thing I need is Google also knowing where I am every second. - JR Raphael
Oh microsoft, you’ve failed us again. - Brand
Man is so cruel that he will kill his own mother, unborn children, war against each other, strip the earth of it’s resources and now, he has the ability to wipe the earth of all life. Man continues to scream for God to be removed from his memory, so that he can continue to do what he wants to do. - Mark Taylor
MySpace is popular because it’s chaotic and allows you to do what you feel like without much structure. You can do what you want where you want to do it. It’s like IM gone mental, with the output stored for future reference… …Anyone who thinks that the up-and-coming generation are tech-whizzes who can do great things with technology should take a look at MySpace as a counter-example. - MattBG
Turnitin peddles their plagiarism prevention system to draconian universities. Their TurnitinBot hit me a whopping 19,575 times in January. I have not checked whether they respect robots.txt, and with these numbers, I really don’t care. - Mark Pilgrim
If I put a div into my content, it’s because I wanted a div, not a p. It is none of WP’s business why. - ccreitz
Typically, plugins are code/programs written by outside parties to leverage and/or extend functionality within a system. - Alan Storm
The most viable method of distributing HD movies is to burn them onto Blu-ray discs. Don’t have a Blu-ray burner? No kidding, almost no one does. - Camcorder Info
Objects should be logical manifestations of the attributes and behaviors of an entity, not generically designed dispatchers violating the DRY principal for every controller created. - Kenaniah Cerny
