I didn’t know that it was illegal to drive while suffering with cancer… - kenh
If my software is still running in 7991 years, mankind is doomed. - St. John Johnson
if you’re not a lazy programmer, then frankly you’re not trying hard enough. - Jason Gilmore
If no light gets to the film, you will have a picture of a coal mine at midnight. Too much light gives you snow at noon on a sunny day - Edward Ginsberg
In the earliest stages of a startup, it pays to offer customer service on a level that wouldn’t scale, because it’s a way of learning about your users. - Paul Graham
They were praying and fasting because when the Lord warns you there is time to seek the Lord’s face. If He warns you of future things to come, of any danger, then that’s the time to really fast and pray and seek the will of the Lord for His further instruction. - Boris Sorokovsky
For a while it seemed like that might be good enough, but programmers were complaining. “Look at all those zeros!” they said, since they were Americans and they were looking at English text which rarely used code points above U+00FF. Also they were liberal hippies in California who wanted to conserve (sneer). If they were Texans they wouldn’t have minded guzzling twice the number of bytes. But those Californian wimps couldn’t bear the idea of doubling the amount of storage it took for strings - Joel Spolsky
and lo, it was evening and it was morning and there were already two ways to store Unicode. - Joel Spolsky
Most brand-sponsored contests are little more than transparent marketing efforts. The Netflix Prize, on the other hand, is science — a meritocracy in a sea of mediocrity. - Netflix Prize, It Ain’t Over ’til It’s Over
We must ban everything that we don’t understand until we can feel safe again. - Orange Tide
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian W. Kernighan
These semi-savvy individuals malign PHP for a number of different reasons, but the one that is by far the most widespread and least-deserved is the belief that PHP just a giant security vulnerability masquerading as a programming language. - Joel Wietelmann
The (patently evil) scientists behind the EATR project — no fair, they’re making their own jokes now too — say the reconnaissance bot is powered by foraging for and consuming biomatter, which to you and us simply means soft, pulsating, yummy humans. - EATR robots are coming
Whether they come from the Muslim world, or the Buddhist world, or the Christian world, or the non-believing world, they are members of the body of Christ because they’ve been called by God. They may not even know the name of Jesus, but they know in their hearts they need something that they don’t have and they turn to the only light they have and I think they’re saved and they’re going to be with us in heaven. - Billy Graham Says Jesus Christ is Not the Only Way
Don’t Reinvent The Wheel, Unless You Plan on Learning More About Wheels - Jeff Atwood
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. - Albert Einstein
The most realistic game ever - star fox for the snes. They made 3d graphics before they were able too. - Taylor Brothers
Slap an Apple sticker over the MSI logo and no one will ever know. - Wired
I don’t have a problem with Dreamweaver per se, and I still use it (although I’m constantly looking for a suitable alternative) but I strongly believe that using the WYSWYG interface for design inhibits good designers from realizing their full potential. I am basically saying that there is too much emphasis placed on designers to have Dreamweaver skills, when the reality is, at least from where I sit, saying you have Dreamweaver skills is essentially admitting you need WYSYWG to design a web page, and that means you’re not comfortable hand coding. - That Web Guy
